Sizeism

Apr. 7th, 2011 11:34 pm
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I'm often amused when visitors to Canada show up on a one-week vacation expecting to "see" the entire country. If they're willing to drive for 10 hours every day then they might just be able to squeeze in a whistle-stop tour of 9 of the 10 provinces, but they'd have to give Newfoundland and the northern territories a pass.

I remember talking to a woman from Australia who remarked that the same thing happened there. Apparently another crazy idea that foreigners have is that they can just pop over to New Zealand to spend an afternoon taking in the sights there.

Oddly enough, I don't recall ever hearing the same thing about the United States. I think that may be because of the wide dissemination of American culture: everyone knows it's a big place. New York City, Boston, Washington, Chicago, Atlanta, Miami, New Orleans, Dallas, Denver, Las Vegas, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Seattle. The would-be traveller gets exhausted just trying to list the places zie would have to visit to make a good fist of sampling all that the country has to offer.

For Canada I expect that most foreigners would have trouble coming up with destinations beyond Montreal, Toronto and Vancouver. For Australia the list would probably be Melbourne, Brisbane and Perth.

Canada is a big place. Second largest country in the world after Russia. (I wonder if visitors to Russia think they can take in the country in a week? Probably not. The Siberian vastness seems to have penetrated the world's collective consciousness in a way that the Canadian Prairies have not.)

Americans, to their credit, seem to be aware that Canada is big, although a disturbing number of them continue to believe that a permanent snow belt starts at the border. I guess it's the natural result of living in a large country themselves. If you're from Europe, where most of the countries are of small or middling size, it must skew your perceptions accordingly.

Mind you, the skew works both ways. I remember on a trip to Liverpool my hosts took me to see Lake Windermere, the largest lake in England. I noted, with some surprise, that you could actually see from one end of the lake to the other1. When they asked why that was surprising I pointed out that I grew up on the shores of Lake Ontario, the smallest of the Great Lakes, which is roughly the size of Wales. Even on a clear day, looking across the narrow part, with binoculars, you weren't going to see the other side. So while I wasn't expecting a sea-like body of water, it was still something of a surprise that one could see from one end of the England's largest lake to the other2.

Had I given it more thought, I would have realized that if England itself can fit easily into the two largest of the Great Lakes, Superior and Michigan, then the country wasn't likely to have room for a lake of any significant size.


1 To be fair, there is a bend in Lake Windermere so I was really only seeing from one end to about 3/4 of the way down the lake. But at just 18km long, even if it had been straight, the other end would have been visible.

2 Loch Lomond, in Scotland, is roughly five times the size of Lake Windermere and twice as long, making it the largest lake in Britain. Although a bit shorter than Loch Lomond, Northern Ireland's Lough Neagh has over five times its surface area, making it the largest lake in the United Kingdom. However, if you were unwise enough to refer to either of those places as "England" you could find yourself in a spot of bother.

EDIT: Changed "Ireland" to "Northern Ireland".
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One of the neighbours has had a backhoe digging noisily on their land for the past week. The paramour and I have been making the usual jokes of how they must be "almost to China" by now.

In one of those amusing bits of synchronicity common to couples who have spent waaay too much time together, it occurred to us both at precisely the same moment to wonder just where a hole dug straight through the earth would come out. Given where we live, it clearly would not be China.

The answer is that it would come out here, about 400km southeast of Île de l'Est, the easternmost of the Crozet Islands, roughly midway between Madagascar and Antarctica.

The closest thing to a restaurant is the Totoche pub in Port-au-Français, a research station on Grande Terre island, about 750km to the west.

By the way, I just love that someone has bothered to label the roads of Port-au-Français on Google Maps. Crowd-sourcing rocks!

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