I'm In The Big Time Now!

I just got an email from Timothy Geithner. Yes THE Timothy Geithner, Secretary of the Treasury of the United States of America! Lord knows how he got my email address, but the opportunity he's offering me is just too good to pass up:

Timothy Geithner mothygeithner098@msn.com

to undisclosed recipients
U.S. Department of the Treasury
1500 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
Washington, D.C.
E-Mail: u.s._department_of.the_treasur@usa.com
Website: http://www.treasury.gov

Dear Beneficiary: ,

I am Timothy F. Geithner. The Secretary of the Treasury under the U.S Department of the Treasury. The executive agency responsible for promoting economic prosperity and ensuring the financial security of the United States. However, by virtue of my position as the Secretary of the Treasury, I have irrevocably instructed the Federal Reserve Bank to approve your fund release via issuance of a CERTIFIED CHECK drawn on UNION BANK, which is the authorized bank for your fund release.However, as a former President and Chief Executive Officer of the Federal Reserve Bank of New York, and being a versatile banker of repute with about 25 years experience in the financial sector, I wish to state categorically that a CERTIFIED CHECK of $45,500,000.00 USD drawn on UNION BANK will be issued and sent to you via the UPS Service at no cost to you. Every and all cost associated with the delivery of the CHECK has been per-paid by the U.S Government. The only cost associated with your fund release is the cost of processing a "Fund Clearance Certificate", which is estimated to the value of $3,500 USD.The "Fund Clearance Certificate" is required in accordance with the U.S Monetary Policy; and it is the ONLY expenses you will incur before the CHECK will be sent to your mailing address. Hence, you are advised to send the $3,500 USD once this nominated fee $3,500 USD has been receive by the UNION BANK you International Bank Draft or Check will send to you well.

You can get more facts about the U.S. Department of the Treasury on the link below:

Please get back to me with a quick confirmation of your mailing address's and the payment details for the $3,500 USD.

Yours Sincerely,
Timothy F. Geithner
Secretary of the Treasury

Who knew that the US Treasury used MSN accounts for their official correspondence? Crazy, huh? Shame that there were 97 other "mothygeithner"s already registered ahead of him. Darn the luck.

If the deal had only been for $45 million I think I would have been leery, but that extra $500,000 sealed the deal for me: it will nicely cover the cost of the $3,500 processing fee, with a bit left over.

I'm sending him a cheque, today!