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When I buy vitamins I typically buy the largest bottle I can find since that usually gives the best price per tablet. The last bottle of multivitamins that I bought held 250. At one a day that was a bit more than an 8-month supply.
In October the bottle finally ran out and I needed to get more but faffed around until it was too late in the day. The paramour suggested I just use zir vitamins instead. I was about to object that zir vitamins were silver-label which meant that they were for people over the age of 50 when it suddenly hit me: I was over 50 and had been for the past seven months.
So now I take old-people-vitamins.
I guess it's time I got myself a Clapper and started looking at walkers...
In October the bottle finally ran out and I needed to get more but faffed around until it was too late in the day. The paramour suggested I just use zir vitamins instead. I was about to object that zir vitamins were silver-label which meant that they were for people over the age of 50 when it suddenly hit me: I was over 50 and had been for the past seven months.
So now I take old-people-vitamins.
I guess it's time I got myself a Clapper and started looking at walkers...